These delicious little morsels of internet culture created on behalf of the action film and TV actor honor his steadfastness and general awesomeness. This is the reason we have a few more Chuck Norris memes that are too hilarious for words. There are some things that can't be explained in this universe, and the meme above is one of them.
Norris didn't simply take out his ten intended targets. He found another one hiding somewhere and took them out as well. All with nine bullets. Being the man Mr. Norris is, we wouldn't be surprised if he threw the bullets by hand to reach all the targets. Furthermore, the projectiles probably listened when he told them where to go.
As for the eleventh target -- maybe Chuck beat him up first then threw a bullet at him. There have been numerous bear sightings across the United States as of late. However, we think it may be due to Mr. Norris walking through the woods.
Frankly, the bears don't want to be near him. Plus, they don't want to end up like one of their friends. The grizzly bear is so afraid of Mr. Norris that he's afraid to get up and walk out of the man's home. We guess it could lure Chuck with a picnic basket, but it still might not have time to safely get out. The service calls Chuck Norris when help is needed?
Of course they do. After all, he is Walker, Texas Ranger. Why wouldn't they call him? We understand he can't be in all places at once except when he wants to be, naturally. Perhaps he delegates his power to others to help those in need. In the end, a percentage of Mr. Norris is better than none at all. The two toughest men out there, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger, seem to get along fine in real life. They were actually in Expendables 2 together.
However, when Arnold is transported to the future and becomes the Terminator, things change. Norris is no longer a pal. He's downright ticked off when the advanced robot asks him for his clothes and motorcycle. You would think the Terminator would know this from the look in Chuck's eyes. However, it doesn't understand human emotion. As a result, it would mean broken servos for the Terminator.
The Force is an energy field that connects everything in the universe. If someone is able to tap into it, they gain the immense power it provides. It has been known by many different names across space. On Earth, it's known as Chuck Norris. Norris exudes confidence, resilience, and keen knowledge of various fighting skills. Most likely, using his own energies, he could create the crystal that powers a lightsaber.
Plus, there's no way he would turn to the Dark Side. He might just be the Jedi we've always needed. In her recent self-produced documentary , Taylor said she was left traumatized by the incident. Kanye, on the other hand, still believes he helped her become more famous. That won't end well, will it? Kanye is probably aware of this so he'll just reconsider the interruption and allow good-old Chuck to finish his speech. Other humans might need guns for protection but Chuck Norris doesn't.
Guns need him instead. Let's just hope they know how to use him. Like Liam Neeson, this man comes with a special set of skills. His kick is more powerful than a bullet. And his punch Legend has it that his punch was what knocked down the Berlin wall.
In most of his movies, Chuck Norris comes across as a very skilled martial artist who only uses guns occasionally. His fists and legs serve him just as fine as weapons.
And that is probably the angle that inspired this meme. Dear guns, make sure you get a Chuck Norris license. Chuck Norris has always been portrayed as the ultimate macho man. There's simply no manly thing he can't do. And if you are his father, his 'manliness' can make you look weak. What can you really do about it though?
Nothing, except sit there and be a proud or scared father. This meme is quite ridiculous because it suggests that Chuck has been the head of the house since he was a baby. Now that he is moving out and heading to college, his father will now be able to take over those duties. We bet he was paying the bills. Or the bills were paying him. Wonder why there is no life on Mars? Wonder no more. Chuck Norris wiped it out. This might also mean that alien life doesn't exist.
So, he is basically managed to do a bit of what Thanos failed to do. And he didn't need any infinity stones to do it. Watch this. Share This Article. Popular on Considerable. Sponsored Content. Continue Reading. High blood pressure, known as hypertension, increases the risk of stroke and usually increases as Continue Reading.
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